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dbw1.cgs
5Welcome to Billyways, the Restaurant at
5the End of the List!
wzoooom.voc
5"The end of what?" asks Kent.
5The List.
5"When did that end?"
5At the bottom of the page.
5You park the Lemon, and are greeted at
5the door by a waiter.
dwaiter2.cgs
5"'ello. Follow me right this way. Stay
5close now. Yes, yes, come come. We're
5nearly there now. Alright. You may seat
5yourselves now."
dkentbw1.cgs
5You sit down opposite Kent. The waiter
5speaks. "When you entered, you passed
5through our cash detector, and I noticed
5that you're both broke. If you and your
5friend would care to order anything,
5tough! Have a nice evening."
5You look at Kent.
5Kent looks at you.
5Ho, hum.
5You look down to the stage.
dqax.cgs
5"And I am your host for the evening,
5Qax Skyordlefyorbin, and right now I'd
5like to introduce you to Mr. Ike Nullify
5and his Catastrophic Combo!"
dike.cgs
5"Your ears, your nose, your spleen, your
5toes, you're everything to me..."
5"Hey, Spleenboy!" says a voice behind
5you. You turn around, and see a face
5that looks strangely familiar...
dthel.cgs
5"Hi there, Spleen! It's me, Thelonius Q.
5Greengenes!"
5"Hi, Thelonius!" you say. "I didn't
5recognize you!"
5"Well, Colin decided to give me an
5overhaul for the sequel. Basically, he
5made it face the other way, and he gave
5it 256 colors. Of those, however, fewer
5than 10 are used..."
5"Cool," you say.
5"Well, Captain Spleen, I see you and
5your friend are in the market for one
5Colin Timothy Gagnon and one Robert
5Cumming Randall. Am I right?"
5"Yes! How did you know?"
5"I already registered."
5"Oh," you say.
5"Anyway, I can get you transportation
5as far as the Crouton Nebula."
5"Where's that?"
5"It's where you want to be. Trust me. I
5beat the game before it even came out.
5You've got it easy with me here. I had
5to go in and edit the source code."
5"Okay," you say.
dwaiter2.cgs
5"Sir," says the waiter, "There is a
5phone call for you."
5"Here? But who knows where I am?"
5"Perhaps it's Officer Porky caught up
5with us," says Kent.
5"The nasal gentleman in question--"
5"NASAL?!" you exclaim.
5"--has been awaiting your arrival for
5a considerable number of millenia.
5Oh, I'm sorry. No he hasn't. He just
5wants to talk to you."
5"Hand me the rap rod, plate captain."
5"The what sir?" he asks you quizically.
5"Oh, that's right. We're trying to avoid
5a lawsuit. Just give me the phone."
5"Certainly, sir."
dphone.cgs
5"Mr. Pointy!" you shout at the top of
5your lungs, so that people outside of
5your office can hear you. (We would have
5had a sound effect, but we figured that
5if your boss got you fired, you couldn't
5register the game).
5"No," says the nose at the bottom of the
5screen, "I'm Captain Nasal, Mr. Pointy's
5brother's friend's daughter's cousin's
5father's uncle's sister's fiance, and
5I want revenge! Bwahahahahaha!"
5"Aw, man... Hey! You didn't kidnap Colin
5and Robert, did you?"
5"No."
5"Okay. Just a stab in the dark."
5"I could tell."
5"Alright. I'm going to the Crouton
5Nebula. Wanna meet me there? We can
5kill eachother somewhere between there
5and the rest of the game."
5"Sounds good."
5"Alrighty. See you then."
5"Later. (click)"
k
5You hand the phone to the waiter, and
5turn to leave.
dwaiter2.cgs
5"Not so fast," he says. "You owe us for
5that call. It was collect."
5"Don't look at me. I'm a little short
5right now," says Thelonius.
5"Don't worry," says Kent, reaching into
5your pocket. "Here ya' go!"
dkentpump.cgs
5He holds up your waterproof pumpkin.
dkentdrag.cgs
5"Hmmmm," says the waiter. "That plus an
5eternity of service as part of the
5kitchen staff should cover it."
k
5With that, he grabs kent, and drags him
5off. Thelonius turns to you.
5"Don't worry. He comes back."
5The two of you walk to his ship, and
5blast off, heading in the general
5direction of the Crouton Nebula, as the
5swallow flies -- that's an unladen
5swallow -- and without coconuts. I don't
5know if it's African or European, but I
5expect it doesn't matter. In fact --
5Oh, never mind.
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